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Well, actually, I’m not much of a fan of Vhong Navarro, but I think we should give him credit for taking an awful lotta beating and still managing to drag his sorry-ass out. I mean, “Man, if I was in his shoes, I would probably be hanging out with J. Christ drinking wine by now.” But really, we need to stop talking or worrying about this sh** ‘cause even if we all knew the obvious truth about it, it won’t even make us a penny richer. This goddamn Filipino logic! Seriously? Shouldn’t we be more concerned about the issues that actually have something to do with our country as a whole? I mean, like, we gotta be updated with what’s really happening with the fu*** Napoles Pork Barrel Scam case and the three allegedly involved senators, two of which are celebrities (ONLY IN THE PHILIPPINES!). Or, how about the progress of the much delayed justice for the Maguindanao Massacre victims (and to think it’s actually almost been five goddamn, fu*** years)? The Ampatuans, who’re obviously the prime suspects behind the massacre, are perhaps laughing off their asses by now. Or, which is worst, planning to perform another Maguindanao Massacre.
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Also, where the f*** is Juan “Pussy” Enrile hiding his sorry, militia ass? Anyway, this brings a bitter taste on thy mouth knowing that our country, the Philippines, has a turtle-paced justice and corruption is abundant, like the simple-minded fans of Bieber.
There are tons of national issues that we as a Filipino community, are hungry for answers. And that’s where our dicks should be pointing at. Now, tell me, does Noynoy and his bitch, pet dog Mar Roxas still give a single f*** about what’s happening to the victims of Typhoon Yolanda (Haiyan, international name)? Nah, I don’t think so, at least, for the time being. Maybe, it’s because the international community has their eyes open and is all ears towards the Philippine Government Officials. Why? Why the fuck do you need to ask? The answer’s totally obvious. Enter Kim Henares (B.I.R. Commsioner). I know Kim Henares is just doing her job, but don’t you think she’s taking it a little too serious? I mean, the country was wounded, scarred and bruised when Yolanda cast her wrath. But why the hell does she need to let the whole world know that, “Hey, I’ll be taking a sh**load of tax out of these DONATIONS! Ain’t that sweet?” Jesus fucking Christ! Is she that inconsiderate about the feelings of her fellow countrymen who just got bruised? Didn’t she think that it’s only gonna amplify the image of the Philippine Government Officials as corrupt? And that does not even include the fact that Manny Pacquiao and Rose Fostanes (X Factor Israel winner) have not escaped her wrath of greed. How pathetic. Anyway, going back, have you recently heard about any additional updates on the aftermath of Typhoon Yolanda? No? What a coincidence! I, too, was busy bitching around my dear, Vhong Navarro. *Boohuhu*
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On the other hand, how about the Spratly Island issue where the fucking Chinese claim that they own our dear, Spratley Island, which was known to be abundant of oil reserves. We can also ask, “How about any improvements on our cries for justice for the summary killings of Filipino journalists, which is recorded (December 11, 2013) to have reached the highest number in a single year since 2009?” Or how about the Hong Kong bus hostage crisis that took place at Rizal Park, Manila? Was this issue resolved? And to think this brought the Philippines into the limelight, an immeasurable shame. Why, thank you so much, President Aquino. You and your cowardly ass did all of us a favor. Does he think he’s Courage the cowardly dog? Lastly, y’all know that we, Filipinos, are Asian as well, correct? And that said, rice is a part of our daily diet. From our first years, we were already being prepared by our parents to get used to it. By now, I’m guessing that the issue about rice smuggling will sooner or later fade into the blackness and be forgotten forever. Well, thanks to our Secretary of Justice, Leila de Lima who is known to only convict felonels but is unsuccessful in prosecuting them. Take for example, Napoles’ case. Bitch, take Mayor Rodrigo Duterte’s piece of advice. It will surely aid your ass in terms of capturing these rice smugglers.
Seriously though, there’s a fuck ton of issues out there that we, Filipinos, should be more concerned of. I mean, at least, we should know what things we should take lightly and fucking seriously. As a matter of fact, I personally believe that the Philippine Media plays a vital role for influencing our daily lives. This is where their slogan “unbiased and unparalleled newscasting” is put on the test. But no, this seems to be nothing but a corporate lie. For example, most of the things that you all notice is if Deniece (or Cedric Lee? OMG!) really sucked Vhong’s, SupahPapalicious dick. Or, they are more passionate about letting us know that, “Hey, Juan dela Cruz! Kris Aquino admits not having sex, and she says she’s blessed because of it.” You know, is that even newsworthy? Is that what you call “In the service of the Filipino?” Oh, come on! You and I don’t give a single sh** about that, right?
But please don’t get me wrong, this is for every member of Philippine media or journalist out there. But somehow, we are at fault as well. If we don’t feed on these showbiz news, which is obviously useless in the long run, it wouldn’t get served on our tables. At the end of the day, it's still sad to think that the majority of the Filipino people care more about a single celebrity beaten to a pulp than actually take part on the healing of our country's actual bruises.
