7 Musicians That Were Blessed to be Like Jesus Christ

Yeah, it's fair to say that we certainly don't know what Jesus looked like or if his hair is really as blonde as Jennifer Aniston's. But anyway, according to them bible scholars, every image of Him that we see today is purely based on artists' imaginations. And because the very first depictions of Him weren't entirely done until hundred of years later, it's safe to say that Jesus and Chad Kroeger of Nickelback have similarities. No, not really. So, instead of arguing what He (should) looked like, let's stick to the basics. In an effort to showcase the "Messiah's" appearance, I present to you the 7 musicians who seem to be, you know, Jesus Christ. Amen.

7. Dave Grohl

Not only does the picture above depict him to be talking or praying or whatsoever to God, his hair and beard actually do the fucking trick. And according to this article here, Dave is the "great all-rounder of rock 'n' roll Jesusdom." Of course, that includes the time when Nirvana's front man, Kurt Cobain, had yet to decide to dig some bullets and retire. 

7 Reasons Why Nick Cage is the Best Actor Evah

Nicholas Cage is a great actor there’s no denying that. Him being able to dick around Hollywood for as long as he has is certainly proof of that. But let’s admit it though, with a few exemptions like the Lord of War he’s almost always being casted in the worst movies, like ALWAYS. Let’s call it The Nicholas Cage Conspiracy.

The  conspirators’ coup de grace

But Nicky here won’t have to fret no more. The internet, with all its.. well.. complexities, also has its error correcting mechanisms, its natural self-healing process designed for people the internet  has an affection for. And with that, the Nicholas Cage Memes were born. That’s right, these mockingly hideous/ridiculous defamatory pictures are the netizens’ sweet and simple way of saying “Nick, we love you and we feel so sorry that Hollywood pretty much treats you like a piece of shit.”