7 Proofs Why Modern Technology Makes People Dumb

Using sophisticated tools has been the hallmark that made our species distinct from the other animals that also utilize much simpler tools. I know this because I don’t have a life that’s why I flip on Nat Geo because I find watching lions in the Savanah that feed on carcasses of Wildebeests weirdly satisfying. I think it’s a pretty nice way to destress. But I’m sure I’m not the only one who does that, right?....I mean.. right..guys? 

Eherm, Well, anyway, there’s nothing really new about this article. It’s been written many times over in so many magazine sites only that they’re presented in new wrappers. It’s just that we, the Culprits, decided to write this article because  Alvin was drunk last night and he wanted to vent some shit out because he’s a smart guy and smart guys tend to drink more inorder for them to tolerate dumb people. And note that the level of one’s IQ is directly proportional to the number of dumb people he feels surrounded with. So yeah, Alvin is one miserable fuck (j/k buddy). Anyhow, without further ado here we present Alvin’s rants last night written in a slightly sober manner.

#7. Mobile Phones Cause Vehicular Accidents

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7 Effective Flyff Classes in Guild Sieges

I am currently addicted to playing an MMORPG (Multi-Massive Online Role Playing Game) right now which is called FlyFF or Fly For Fun. The game has been in the market for quite some time and was published by Gpotato. The game is dubbed Fly For Fun because it is actually the first MMORPG that featured the flying system which is an awesome addition to the MMORPG world. I have tried all classes and have found the game really amazing. The graphics might not be as awesome as the current MMORPGs in the market, but it’s still quite very popular to gamers of any age. Basically, there are 8 playable classes, but everyone starts as a Vagrant. The latter is your starting identity in which you will need to level up to 15 to start your 1st job. At the same time, there are 4 playable jobs and these are the Mercenary, Acrobat, Assist and Mage. Each job gets to choose 2 different classes when they reach level 60; making it a total of 8 classes and these are the 2nd jobs. Then, when you reach a certain level, you can now be your advanced class which is the 3rd job. If you're wondering why I only mentioned seven (7) classes, which are very useful and effective in Guild Sieges, when in fact there are eight (8), you will know the answer later.

Our Hilarious Feast on the Bayola-Rivera Video

First of all, I will not be surprised if you accidentally tripped on this page as you expect to see more of Wally Bayola’s video scandal. I’m sorry, but I just don’t have that footage here on this blog; I seem not to find a definite reason to post it here or even provide a link at all. Nevertheless, if it doesn't suit you, you’re free to go.

As we all know, rumors about Wally Bayola and Yosh Rivera video scandal have made the internet explode into frenzy lately. And, this is not to mention the fury made by Chito Miranda and Neri Naig, who also have a record of their own sex escapade, in the Internet realm last month (August).  I can say that we had had enough of video scandals, right? No, I’m wrong. Going back to Wally and Yosh, according to Examiner.com, a YouTube video and other video file-sharing sites display a bald man and woman engaged in a steamy sex act.  The said video footage, in fact, goes on for six (6) minutes, fourteen (14) seconds–just enough to give viewers a room to decide whether the couple was the “Eat Bulaga” host and EB babes dancer. Well, if you have watched the video, you certainly can tell who the involved individuals are.

The Cucumber Diary

As I was paving my way through the internet for my “supposedly post,” I chanced upon this very strange article, which you probably have had heard years before. I know this news is pretty old enough to even discuss it here in our blog. But hey, I can’t help it especially if the reports are really funny to the point that I even questioned myself: “Just where were you that time, Dude?” Anyway, if you’re wondering how a cucumber would go inside a person’s butt, then, we are on the same page. I can’t even imagine how the scenario would exactly be. A Philippines showbiz talk host, however, by the name of Jobert Sucaldito, made this bizarre setting possible. During that time, he had been admitted to the hospital due to a cucumber-butt-invasion. Yup, you heard it right–a five (5) inch green cylindrical fruit was found inside his bottom. And, as I've mentioned, it really puzzles me. But, the thing that caught me most is his explanation to why such event happened.

Dependent Freedom

We are always celebrating “Independence” Day — or rather the date we would like to think the Philippines won its independence. I do wonder though why we continue to propagate the notion that we emerged from the year 1898 the winners. Last I heard, winners get to rule. Last I heard, we did not get to rule ourselves since that year until the 4th of July 1946. So which of the two dates then is our real Independence Day? Is it the 12th of June 1898? Or is it the 4th of July 1946?

The answer to those questions does not really matter. With the benefit of hindsight, we can easily see that the decades that followed 1946 were really no different to the decades that followed 1898. There has never been anything about the Philippines that could even remotely be considered “Independent”. For what exactly are Filipinos “independent” from?

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Premature Victory: Unjustified

“To deprive a man of his natural liberty and to deny to him the ordinary amenities of life is worse than starving the body; it is starvation of the soul, the dweller in the body.” -Mahatma Gandhi

Same old faces, same travesties. Same old games, same old promises.

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On The Flipside Of Davao City

For over twenty-something years of existence, I barely see myself living in another place except Davao. It seems that the city has got it all covered for me: Beautiful beaches, mouthwatering cuisines, sophisticated musical bars, eye-gawking sights, etc. This is not to mention the hospitable Davaoeños who’ll embrace you with smiles and loveliness. Indeed, Davao city is an exceptional one–there’s no doubt about it. However, I can’t help, but notice some disturbing truths within the city–something that I became aware of since the past few years.  I guess these are just inconvenient realities we need to chance upon.

The Hypocrites Behind The Hypocrites

Few days ago, I posted about a leaked video of lovers, Chito Miranda and Neri Naig. Personally, I have nothing against the couple; they were just trying to explore the world of intimacy and affection.  We all have our own darkness and sometimes, we think like a porn star. Hence, I assume it’s not right to judge somebody’s iniquities. But hey, I’m no priest. Trust me. Besides, we've seen various video scandals that are pretty much more intense than this. So, for me, it’s nothing compared to the previous ones. Filming a private romance is still not a good idea, though. Nevertheless, as I chanced upon various comments from seemingly affected strangers, I came to discover a group of people which I’ll dubbed, “The Hypocrites Behind The Hypocrites.” Eureka!

The Inevitable Copy-Paste Era

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Others say that blogging is one of the avenues where you can see the world from another view and, at the same time, being able to earn money. Before we go into details, let me explain the former first. Blogging, one way or another, is a form and an art of writing–a craft that can be used as a window of imaginations. You may want to ask Shakespeare to understand what I’m saying. Figurative, isn't? On the other hand, blogging can give you opportunities to earn enough for to you to have food in the table. You can buy a mansion if you’re a certified one also. However, as these terms complement each other, more and more individuals are not getting the concept of blogging and monetizing.

Oh, That Random Thought

On my first post, I discussed about the 7 distinct indications of a call center agent. It was indeed lengthy for a guy like me who seldom writes, but I find blogging and/or writing a hobby. However, today's post will be quite bereaved and non-dramatic. Why? Because I'll just suffice about randomness. Yup, you've heard of the latter—RANDOM. And, I'll be utilizing the term literally. As you can see, random stuffs usually occur in our daily lives. Random luck, random bad luck, random faces, random events, random everything! And what better way to add more randomness in life than a blog that posts random things. Right? Right? Right? (I'm just looking for reassurance. Heehaw!)

The "Exciting" Incident

By the power of the "G" symbol... YOU SHALL DIE!

FOOL! For the last time: it is spelled E-X-C-I-T-I-N-G, not E-X-I-T-I-N-G (I spelled the first one too without “c” on the first try, dingbat). You see that? I graduated college with that stupid thingy. Even an overage 3^rd grader in section 10 can write that one correctly on the back of his classmate’s yellowish, booger-covered uniform in a bold and Caps lock Times New Roman-fashioned ugly handwriting while blindfolded. I have no idea… I can spell cuntblaster, fucker, Arnold Schwarzenegger or even Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateapokaiwhenuakitanatahu (it is a name of a hill at the newzealand) with ease, but this word… the word “exi---- exciting”… Why?

Why College Thesis Sucks... Sometimes

When it was time to plan things about our thesis, my classmate and thesis-partner, Billy, had all of these covered already. Before we agreed to be partners, the entire thing was already conceptualized and it’s just up to our minds to get things started. Unfortunately, as soon as our study was presented to our professors, it didn't go the way we expected it to be. It seems the path to our glorious endeavor is block–for the meantime, of course. However, one thing’s for sure, my partner is not happy.

This or That

I’m a kid who loves to paint the world through melodies. Singing for me is an understatement, though. But hey, I love music more than anything on this planet and I’m more than glad to recognize this as one of my avenues. Nonetheless, I've been experiencing a musical hiatus (Sorry, I'm a drama king) these past few months. The creative and/or musical juices won’t naturally come out of my mind unlike the good old days. However, I never stop writing pieces including but not limited to poems, articles, essays, etc. since I get to face these niches from time to time and it’s quite an arduous one for me, no doubt about it. I don’t blame the former or, might be, the latter for this encompassing predicament within me. I shouldn't be.

7 Things I Did On My Birthday

Last time on my previous post, I stated that I'll write something about my birthday. To be specific, things on how I celebrated it. It was really not that special. Not at all. It's more of me just sharing it to world. Isn't it lovely? To tell you honestly, I had this type of festivity exactly the same last year. Although the scenes are quite different in terms of probability and aspect, they were (entirely) peculiar. I guess Thor was just really angry that time and I prefer to call it a coincidence. Hmm... Coincidence? I don't even know this term. 

The Random Letter 7

Started in 2013, The Random Letter 7 is a Blog that shows the creativity and awesomeness of these two awesomely awesome guys: Mark and Alvin (although Alvin objects that his name should go first but then, what the heck, I wrote this article for god sake. You don’t have power here buddy, sorry!

After all I’m 10 times a-lot-more-awesomely-awesome-er-than-all-the-awesome-words-can-explain-and-describe than you. Yeah! You’re a Dean’s Lister… So what? I’m cool. You’re a vocalist of a rock band… I’m cool and I just got better because of acknowledging you as the vocalist of your rock band. You have those cool tattoos; well I am better than you because I just acknowledged those body arts despite the fact that I have already considered you as the vocalist of your rock band… I’m sorry buddy, everybody knows you’re awesome, but you’re just way out of my league). Well, what the f*** is this all about?

The 7 Controversial Kid's Books

Okay stop right there, I know what you’re thinking. First of all, this one is not about that endless surge of “top 10 gruesome fairy tale” stuffs that you recently read in several article websites. Here, I wanted to talk about a quite similar stuff, something like, their cousin. Yeah, I want to talk about children’s book. Well, what’s up with them?

The truth is, not all the children’s book is as innocent as you thought they were. In fact some of them are even banned because of their quite very inappropriate content for children. Imagine reading your child gay stuffs, violence or, well you know, out of this world weirdness. They are like Red Hot Chili Peppers’ album because well, they contain blood, sugar, sex and magic. Well kids, here comes the top 7 most controversial children’s books.

The 7 Senatorial Candidates That Shouldn't Have Won The 2013 Philippine Elections

Recently, the Philippines have just finished writing the last chapter of the 2013 Elections. And, as expected, there were an array of whim-whams that stormed the country –it should be this or it should be that. Alas, Filipinos all over the world have yet to realize the results of their choices until the final proclamation came. Well, I’d like to take the liberty to present 7 of the senatorial candidates, who won, that could have went home and ate popcorn, at least.  Of course, this is just my honest opinion and the list could go on. However, I don’t want to defeat the purpose of this blog, so, I’ll stick on that. Here it goes…