Jean-Claude Van Damme's Epic Split on Volvo Trucks and Why Steven Seagal Should be Scared

Let's say, you woke up one day, chanted your morning prayer and decided, "Hey, fuck this. I want to know how to split." Well, it's indeed a silly idea to ever think about especially on a dull Monday morning. But hey, you can't blame yourself if last night you fucking dreamed of a  gymnast. Yes, I just fucking dreamed of a big fucking gymnast with a fucking mustache. Oh, was that Freddie Mercury? Nah, I don't think so. Anyway, thanks to my gymnastic-fantasies I came to discover this viral video of Jean-Claude Van Damme teaching Steven Seagal how to do an out of this world roundhouse kick.

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And he also taught Stevie how to eat a rattle snake. Yum

7 Things To Avoid When Drunk

Ah, nothing beats the combination of ice cold beer, nonsense talks, new pornhub videos and nuts. What could possibly go wrong?

Here are some pointers that could help you avoid being the talk of the town after a night with nothing but tavern roulette and hardcore beer pongs. Nobody wants to wake up one morning inside a jail or a fish crate. So, without further a due, let me introduce you a list of things to avoid after a rough night of nothing but awesomeness (assuming you’d want the opposite and haves some sort of a brazen fetish, You can stop reading this article and here’s a video of Chuck Norris stopping a chainsaw with his bare hands to make your visit worthwhile).