Welcome To The "SELFIE" Mania

Wherever you may be in the world, you certainly have encountered the term “Selfie.” And, it's almost everyday, right? If yes, we're on the same page, bro. Well, if not, where on Earth have you been? The ever-famous Selfie, wherein no dictionary can ever define and even the Microsoft word puts a red line underneath it (you might try if you don't believe me), is an act which derives from too much obsession to oneself. Or, in layman’s term, this comes with taking pictures of yourself while doing your best to look good like pouting your lips. Occasionally, you would perceive such manner in social media sites like Facebook, Twitter, and, most especially, Instagram. Again, if you think I'm lying, go and check this sites and you'll certainly see the Selfie Mania I'm talking about.

The "Exciting" Incident

By the power of the "G" symbol... YOU SHALL DIE!

FOOL! For the last time: it is spelled E-X-C-I-T-I-N-G, not E-X-I-T-I-N-G (I spelled the first one too without “c” on the first try, dingbat). You see that? I graduated college with that stupid thingy. Even an overage 3^rd grader in section 10 can write that one correctly on the back of his classmate’s yellowish, booger-covered uniform in a bold and Caps lock Times New Roman-fashioned ugly handwriting while blindfolded. I have no idea… I can spell cuntblaster, fucker, Arnold Schwarzenegger or even Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateapokaiwhenuakitanatahu (it is a name of a hill at the newzealand) with ease, but this word… the word “exi---- exciting”… Why?