7 Musicians That Were Blessed to be Like Jesus Christ

Yeah, it's fair to say that we certainly don't know what Jesus looked like or if his hair is really as blonde as Jennifer Aniston's. But anyway, according to them bible scholars, every image of Him that we see today is purely based on artists' imaginations. And because the very first depictions of Him weren't entirely done until hundred of years later, it's safe to say that Jesus and Chad Kroeger of Nickelback have similarities. No, not really. So, instead of arguing what He (should) looked like, let's stick to the basics. In an effort to showcase the "Messiah's" appearance, I present to you the 7 musicians who seem to be, you know, Jesus Christ. Amen.

7. Dave Grohl

Not only does the picture above depict him to be talking or praying or whatsoever to God, his hair and beard actually do the fucking trick. And according to this article here, Dave is the "great all-rounder of rock 'n' roll Jesusdom." Of course, that includes the time when Nirvana's front man, Kurt Cobain, had yet to decide to dig some bullets and retire. 

The Night I Saw Mrs. Dhumavati Burn to Ashes

So, you really think that Miley Cyrus’ ass, which looks like a raw chicken that your mom prepares to cook for dinner, is the weirdest shit you've ever seen since you existed here on this good Earth? Or let’s say last Valentine’s Day was unforgettable yet strange because you happened to date the Unicorn of your dreams, and that you nearly drown your bed with piss. Well, not really. We know, however, that Miley’s butt deserves better recognition than Unicorns. You think so? Oh well, nevermind. Anyway, gather around, go grab some beers (or sodas for all you Jailbaits out there) and maybe some chicken lollipops as well, and hear what Uncle Felix has to say.

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Yes, 100% Miley's and just to be clear I'm Asian, not black.

The Tale of the Caveman: Fastfood Chronicles

So after a wholenight’s shift and my body clock still adjusting, (It’s been a hard night’s day and I've been workin’ like a dog) my cave man nature inevitably kicks in. Not that I’m not already a cave man during my energetic hours, what I mean is after I’m all tired from work, I sort of devolve about two stages backward,