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26 September 2013

7 Proofs Why Modern Technology Makes People Dumb

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Using sophisticated tools has been the hallmark that made our species distinct from the other animals that also utilize much simpler tools. I know this because I don’t have a life that’s why I flip on Nat Geo because I find watching lions in the Savanah that feed on carcasses of Wildebeests weirdly satisfying. I think it’s a pretty nice way to destress. But I’m sure I’m not the only one who does that, right?....I mean.. right..guys? 

Eherm, Well, anyway, there’s nothing really new about this article. It’s been written many times over in so many magazine sites only that they’re presented in new wrappers. It’s just that we, the Culprits, decided to write this article because  Alvin was drunk last night and he wanted to vent some shit out because he’s a smart guy and smart guys tend to drink more inorder for them to tolerate dumb people. And note that the level of one’s IQ is directly proportional to the number of dumb people he feels surrounded with. So yeah, Alvin is one miserable fuck (j/k buddy). Anyhow, without further ado here we present Alvin’s rants last night written in a slightly sober manner.

#7. Mobile Phones Cause Vehicular Accidents


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21 September 2013

Rip-off the Foreign Shows: The Filipino Way (Infographic)

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Needless to say, a movie's success, no matter what genre it belongs, usually depends on how the story goes. Most, if not all, of the human beings around the world fall in love to a movie's plot or storyline rather than the other surrounding elements. As for the present time, however, gone are the days when movie enthusiasts care to judge a film based on the effects (CGI) and/or the kind of actors/actresses that are present (take for example the Twilight installments). Each day, we learn to devour "the real meat" rather than fixing our eyes on the external layer.

Rip-off the Foreign Shows: The Filipino Way
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"Desperate Housewives, right? OH FUCK!"

20 September 2013

How Social Media Sites Can Kick Your Balls During Job Application

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How Social Media Sites Can Kick Your Balls During Job Application
If you’re the type of person who uploads unsightly selfies in Instagram, loathsomely tweets in Twitter and/or posts obnoxious statuses in Facebook then, you should be thinking twice by now. According to Eurocom Worldwide, a global PR specializing in high tech businesses, technology industry executives utilize social media profiles in deciding whether to kick the ass of an applicant or give them the certificate that says, “You’re fucking hired, dude.” Yes, believe it or not, your fate in getting that dream job of yours is usually based on your online persona (i.e. Facebook, Twitter, LinkedIn, etc.). In other words, your everyday clamor on these social media sites could make or break your odds in getting hired. Now, that’s really some pain in the ass.

18 September 2013

The Paradox of Life

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As I welcomed the morning dew after a very tiring battle at work, I realized that, in one way or another, beneath every soul living on this planet, is the inevitable paradox we have to live with. Sadly, my two cents, we can't alter its existence.

"You are doomed to make choices. This is life’s greatest paradox."

Wayne Dyer 

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I hate it when others call me fat, but I love the luxury of stuffing food in my stomach. I hate it when my mom gives me plethora of errands, but, from time to time, I beg money from her. I hate it when I used to get low grades at school, but I love to waste my night partying with sober people. I hate it when my knowledgeable professors scold me for not coming early, but I love waking up late. I hate it when my dog barks so fucking loud that I want to slaughter him, but l love the fact that he saved my ass just last week. I hate it when my articles turn out to be plain futile, but I love sloppy writing. I hate it when, in just a couple of days, I’m totally broke after receiving my salary, but I love spending my money recklessly. 

17 September 2013

7 Best Kate Upton Demn Teedeez

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Here at The Random Letter 7, we, the Culprits, are entirely a major fan of Kate Upton’s ginormous "Demn Teedeez." This urge, as we discuss, gradually grows especially when we stumbled upon a website where Kate Upton’s unbelievable photo shoots are being posted. Yes, you'll see exactly how HUGE those "Demn Teedeez" are. However, we noticed something really odd yet funny when we were out there drooling: The top commenter of almost every photos of Kate Upton, King Rubiano -- the mastermind behind the catchphrase, "Demn Teedeez." Truthfully speaking, the unfathomable charisma and wit that this King possesses is enough to hail him as one. Even the great Odysseus, Ruler of Ithaca, is nothing compared to King Rubiano. So, to make the long story short, this post is inspired by the one and only, The King, The Awesome, The Demn Teedeez Extraordinare, King Rubiano. This is for you our King. We hope you like it.

13 September 2013

Zamboanga Conflict: Why the MNLF Did What They Did

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I understand that most of the articles here have rather light topics but please allow me to digress for this one because after all, this site has the word ‘Random’ in it.

Zamboanga Conflict: Why the MNLF Did What They Did
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7 Effective Flyff Classes in Guild Sieges

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I am currently addicted to playing an MMORPG (Multi-Massive Online Role Playing Game) right now which is called FlyFF or Fly For Fun. The game has been in the market for quite some time and was published by Gpotato. The game is dubbed Fly For Fun because it is actually the first MMORPG that featured the flying system which is an awesome addition to the MMORPG world. I have tried all classes and have found the game really amazing. The graphics might not be as awesome as the current MMORPGs in the market, but it’s still quite very popular to gamers of any age. Basically, there are 8 playable classes, but everyone starts as a Vagrant. The latter is your starting identity in which you will need to level up to 15 to start your 1st job. At the same time, there are 4 playable jobs and these are the Mercenary, Acrobat, Assist and Mage. Each job gets to choose 2 different classes when they reach level 60; making it a total of 8 classes and these are the 2nd jobs. Then, when you reach a certain level, you can now be your advanced class which is the 3rd job. If you're wondering why I only mentioned seven (7) classes, which are very useful and effective in Guild Sieges, when in fact there are eight (8), you will know the answer later.

12 September 2013

The Church and I

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Yesterday, my wife and I, together with our fluffy boy, Brielle, went to our local parish church. We had to set a date for our son’s christening, which we agreed to schedule on the 15th of this month. Although I’m not comfortable going to a Catholic Church, not because I hail Satan and his minions or I’m a self-proclaimed agnostic, I had to stick with the plan and play the father part. So, yeah, we went straight to the office, arranged the required papers, and waited for our turn to be interviewed by the parish priest (which took almost 2 hours before we finally got our turn). The atmosphere inside made me felt eerie and uneasy. Not because of the religious statues, where devotees worship and pray to, that were present, but nostalgia suddenly came into my inner senses. Later, I found out that I was in deep reverie – my mind was summoning pictures of what my life used to be. Hence, to pacify the situation, I chose to break the limbo with a stick of cigarette.

08 September 2013

7 Baffling Selfie Moments of Justin Bieber

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It is quite true that most, if not all, of us (tremendously) hate Justin Bieber. There’s no doubt about it, right? Ironically, no matter how many haters (including I) will stand against the “spit-expert,” the number of fans he has is still a colossus. And not just that, the quantity of these devotees are growing each day. It seems that Justin Bieber is an icon after all. However, as you try to decipher what enlightenment Justin does to his fans, it’s time for you to give him the benefit of a doubt. At least you’re not being judgmental–for this fucking moment only, of course. By that being said, lo and behold the selfie moments of the spit guru, Justin Bieber.

04 September 2013

Our Hilarious Feast on the Bayola-Rivera Video

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First of all, I will not be surprised if you accidentally tripped on this page as you expect to see more of Wally Bayola’s video scandal. I’m sorry, but I just don’t have that footage here on this blog; I seem not to find a definite reason to post it here or even provide a link at all. Nevertheless, if it doesn't suit you, you’re free to go.

As we all know, rumors about Wally Bayola and Yosh Rivera video scandal have made the internet explode into frenzy lately. And, this is not to mention the fury made by Chito Miranda and Neri Naig, who also have a record of their own sex escapade, in the Internet realm last month (August).  I can say that we had had enough of video scandals, right? No, I’m wrong. Going back to Wally and Yosh, according to Examiner.com, a YouTube video and other video file-sharing sites display a bald man and woman engaged in a steamy sex act.  The said video footage, in fact, goes on for six (6) minutes, fourteen (14) seconds–just enough to give viewers a room to decide whether the couple was the “Eat Bulaga” host and EB babes dancer. Well, if you have watched the video, you certainly can tell who the involved individuals are.

02 September 2013

The Cucumber Diary

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As I was paving my way through the internet for my “supposedly post,” I chanced upon this very strange article, which you probably have had heard years before. I know this news is pretty old enough to even discuss it here in our blog. But hey, I can’t help it especially if the reports are really funny to the point that I even questioned myself: “Just where were you that time, Dude?” Anyway, if you’re wondering how a cucumber would go inside a person’s butt, then, we are on the same page. I can’t even imagine how the scenario would exactly be. A Philippines showbiz talk host, however, by the name of Jobert Sucaldito, made this bizarre setting possible. During that time, he had been admitted to the hospital due to a cucumber-butt-invasion. Yup, you heard it right–a five (5) inch green cylindrical fruit was found inside his bottom. And, as I've mentioned, it really puzzles me. But, the thing that caught me most is his explanation to why such event happened.

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