As I was paving my way through the internet for my “supposedly post,” I chanced upon this very strange article, which you probably have had heard years before. I know this news is pretty old enough to even discuss it here in our blog. But hey, I can’t help it especially if the reports are really funny to the point that I even questioned myself: “Just where were you that time, Dude?” Anyway, if you’re wondering how a cucumber would go inside a person’s butt, then, we are on the same page. I can’t even imagine how the scenario would exactly be. A Philippines showbiz talk host, however, by the name of Jobert Sucaldito, made this bizarre setting possible. During that time, he had been admitted to the hospital due to a cucumber-butt-invasion. Yup, you heard it right–a five (5) inch green cylindrical fruit was found inside his bottom. And, as I've mentioned, it really puzzles me. But, the thing that caught me most is his explanation to why such event happened.
I'm really not a fan of short short stories (though this one is a short short short story). I prefer reading lengthy stuffs like those of Encyclopedias. You know, I am a self-proclaimed geek fat boy. Just kidding! Anyway, I wrote this piece when my head got hit in a stellar. I suddenly decided to write something out of my awesome brain. Please, forgive me for being boastful and arrogant. This is what you get when your head hits a heavy stellar. Figurative! Well, if you want to know the words, don't hesitate then. If not, get out of here. Crap!
