The Crisis in Venezuela and Social Media

When I woke up to check my email on an odd, cold morning, there was this temptation to watch Jessica Bangkok’s pussy gets pounded [insert YouJizz clip here]. And that no matter how I try to fucking resist her, the bitch won’t just let me go.  I’m not saying that this happens all the time, but, you know, men sometimes are literally cocky during mornings. Anyway, with all the temptation and, yeah, hardness, it didn’t go the way you and I expected it to be–the up and down thingy. Well, thanks to this “social media addiction,” one just can’t simply start his/her day without knowing what the fuck is happening in Facebook or Twitter.  So, there I was, stoked to see how many likes my goddamn status had received.

An Antidote for the (Philippine) Media's Mind Poison

So, it seems like everybody’s freaking out (the whole Philippines in particular), ‘cause yeah, Vhong Navarro got decked by a bunch of guys in a condo unit on January 22, this year. The media says that Mister Suave was invited by Deniece Cornejo A.K.A his “friend” to “hang out” in her condo unit. Vhong, probably hoping he’s gonna get some, hastily went to the condo unit. By the time he arrived, he must’ve had an evil grin on his face, thinking that Deniece was an easy bitch and he’s “SupahPapalicious” [Insert SupahPapalicious image here].

Image source: memegenerator.net

Top 7 Highest International Support Received by the Philippines

As of  today, with the help of mass media, many of us are no longer in the dark about the devastation that typhoon Haiyan that inflicted the Filipino people, especially in those hard hit areas like Tacloban City. The catastrophe that struck is certainly beyond comprehension, if only there was an All-Loving and All-Powerful God who could have prevented all this, but that's besides the point.

Jean-Claude Van Damme's Epic Split on Volvo Trucks and Why Steven Seagal Should be Scared

Let's say, you woke up one day, chanted your morning prayer and decided, "Hey, fuck this. I want to know how to split." Well, it's indeed a silly idea to ever think about especially on a dull Monday morning. But hey, you can't blame yourself if last night you fucking dreamed of a  gymnast. Yes, I just fucking dreamed of a big fucking gymnast with a fucking mustache. Oh, was that Freddie Mercury? Nah, I don't think so. Anyway, thanks to my gymnastic-fantasies I came to discover this viral video of Jean-Claude Van Damme teaching Steven Seagal how to do an out of this world roundhouse kick.

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And he also taught Stevie how to eat a rattle snake. Yum

They Call it Throwback Thursday, I Call it Random Shit Thursday

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Ah, it’s Thursday! And since its Thursday, well, people have another excuse to post more on social media sites like Facebook, Twitter and Instagram. Why? Because it’s Throwback fucking Thursday. Yay! Yes, this is the only day of the week where you have the liberty to post pictures from a “while” ago or “few years back” when you still mingle with dinosaurs and shit. Of course, you would defeat its purpose if you post pictures of tomorrow or the not-so-distant future (and hell would really break loose if you happen to post one) or if you share it on a Monday. Oh, before I forgot, I really wonder whose brilliant mind has thought of Throwback Thursday. He could have used Wednesday or Sunday. Nah, Thursday sounds legit because both terms start with a letter T. Anyway, because I’m not a Throwback Thursday practitioner, I’d rather acquaint a new term to this practice – “Random Shit Thursday.” But hey, this only applies to me, and I don’t expect you to do the same shit. After all, you’re still busy scanning old photos of yourself for this weekly celebration.

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WTF! Fast forward Thursday, please. Fast forward!

If you want to jump into the Culprits’ bandwagon, however, you have my permission. So yeah, if you might ask: What does “Random Shit Thursday” in-store for me? It’s simple, and there’s nothing too serious about it. You just need to have William Wallace’s long drape skirt as well as his braveness to expose what random shit happened to you on that day. And when you decide to showcase it already, you don’t need hashtags at all. Hence, you have freed yourself from the confines of the Number Sign (#). Congratulations! On the other hand, you have the freedom to choose from photos (which definitely requires a high level of courage, like King Leonidas’), articles and things of such nature to serve as mediums for your “Random Shit Thursday.”

7 Reasons Why Manny Pacquiao is Just Way Better Than Floyd Mayweather Jr.

If it wasn't for William's "Once There Was a Man Named Manny Pacquiao," I wouldn't have the courage to get out of my closet and defend my country's pride against the inevitable "Dark" wrath of Floyd Mayweather Jr. So, thanks buddy for the eye-opener. Now, let me just do my thing.

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If only Manny Pacquiao could just wipe the black out of him...

On the Significance of Beauty Pageants

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Because sex sells.

So ya, Miss Megan Young won the title of Miss World because of her great advantage since she'd been an actress and a host in the Philippines for quite some time now, last September 30, 2012 in Bali Indonesia despite the efforts of some Muslim groups to put a halt to this whole thing and disrupt the competition. They've been protesting for weeks but Indonesian authorities said no demonstration or rallies occurred at the time of the pageant. So, nice try Muslims. But I do commend the people from the conservative Muslim groups for not resulting to violence as means to get meager attention like they always do. But anyway, that was a digression. I'm actually here to give my two cents about beauty pageants and how the Filipino culture perceives these types of Most-Physically-Preferred-And-Therefore-Most-Likely-to-Pass-on-their-Genes-According-to-Evolution contests. 

7 Best Kate Upton Demn Teedeez

Here at The Random Letter 7, we, the Culprits, are entirely a major fan of Kate Upton’s ginormous "Demn Teedeez." This urge, as we discuss, gradually grows especially when we stumbled upon a website where Kate Upton’s unbelievable photo shoots are being posted. Yes, you'll see exactly how HUGE those "Demn Teedeez" are. However, we noticed something really odd yet funny when we were out there drooling: The top commenter of almost every photos of Kate Upton, King Rubiano -- the mastermind behind the catchphrase, "Demn Teedeez." Truthfully speaking, the unfathomable charisma and wit that this King possesses is enough to hail him as one. Even the great Odysseus, Ruler of Ithaca, is nothing compared to King Rubiano. So, to make the long story short, this post is inspired by the one and only, The King, The Awesome, The Demn Teedeez Extraordinare, King Rubiano. This is for you our King. We hope you like it.

Our Hilarious Feast on the Bayola-Rivera Video

First of all, I will not be surprised if you accidentally tripped on this page as you expect to see more of Wally Bayola’s video scandal. I’m sorry, but I just don’t have that footage here on this blog; I seem not to find a definite reason to post it here or even provide a link at all. Nevertheless, if it doesn't suit you, you’re free to go.

As we all know, rumors about Wally Bayola and Yosh Rivera video scandal have made the internet explode into frenzy lately. And, this is not to mention the fury made by Chito Miranda and Neri Naig, who also have a record of their own sex escapade, in the Internet realm last month (August).  I can say that we had had enough of video scandals, right? No, I’m wrong. Going back to Wally and Yosh, according to Examiner.com, a YouTube video and other video file-sharing sites display a bald man and woman engaged in a steamy sex act.  The said video footage, in fact, goes on for six (6) minutes, fourteen (14) seconds–just enough to give viewers a room to decide whether the couple was the “Eat Bulaga” host and EB babes dancer. Well, if you have watched the video, you certainly can tell who the involved individuals are.

Let's Do It: The Chito-Neri Way

Recently, a video scandal of Parokya Ni Edgar’s vocalist, Chito Miranda, and a former contestant of Star Circle Quest (a talent show in T.V), Neri Naig, made a scene in the internet world. If you have had enough Internet for the day, I doubt if you have seen the above mentioned video scandal. According to my source, which happens to be my ever-updated wife, the said video snaked through a number of social media sites, particularly in YouTube. Alas, when my curiosity had me, the video was totally gone–POOP. Nevertheless, there were few people who managed to take some pictures out of the video and posted them without any reluctance. A bad publicity for the couple, though.