7 Best Kate Upton Demn Teedeez

Here at The Random Letter 7, we, the Culprits, are entirely a major fan of Kate Upton’s ginormous "Demn Teedeez." This urge, as we discuss, gradually grows especially when we stumbled upon a website where Kate Upton’s unbelievable photo shoots are being posted. Yes, you'll see exactly how HUGE those "Demn Teedeez" are. However, we noticed something really odd yet funny when we were out there drooling: The top commenter of almost every photos of Kate Upton, King Rubiano -- the mastermind behind the catchphrase, "Demn Teedeez." Truthfully speaking, the unfathomable charisma and wit that this King possesses is enough to hail him as one. Even the great Odysseus, Ruler of Ithaca, is nothing compared to King Rubiano. So, to make the long story short, this post is inspired by the one and only, The King, The Awesome, The Demn Teedeez Extraordinare, King Rubiano. This is for you our King. We hope you like it.

7 Reasons Why Nick Cage is the Best Actor Evah

Nicholas Cage is a great actor there’s no denying that. Him being able to dick around Hollywood for as long as he has is certainly proof of that. But let’s admit it though, with a few exemptions like the Lord of War he’s almost always being casted in the worst movies, like ALWAYS. Let’s call it The Nicholas Cage Conspiracy.

The  conspirators’ coup de grace

But Nicky here won’t have to fret no more. The internet, with all its.. well.. complexities, also has its error correcting mechanisms, its natural self-healing process designed for people the internet  has an affection for. And with that, the Nicholas Cage Memes were born. That’s right, these mockingly hideous/ridiculous defamatory pictures are the netizens’ sweet and simple way of saying “Nick, we love you and we feel so sorry that Hollywood pretty much treats you like a piece of shit.”

7 Miley Cyrus Tongue Moments Definitely For Liam Hemsworth

As we all know, the 2013 MTV Music Video Awards (VMA) has just rocked the planet with various performances from well-known musicians/artist and, of course, with how the awards night went on. However, the thing that might have really caught your innocent attention was Miley Cyrus’ odd-strange-peculiar-unusual (Yeah, I know these words have the same meaning) number.  I’m pretty sure it made you think if you’re on drugs or in the middle of a nightmare. This is most especially if you have seen how Miley Cyrus made a living out of her tongue.  Yup, it seems that she’s trying to show to the world how good she is at licking. Hmm… I wonder what exactly Robin Thicke felt during that time.  

Out of these Miley's tongue-chronicles, I think there's an underlying message that she wants to relay to her ex-boyfriend, Liam Hemsworth.

7. How is it Going, Liam?

                                                                                                                                                                                                    Mirror.co.uk
Bleeeeeh!

Definitely, Liam Hemsworth had seen the tongue-endeavors of Miley Cyrus -- that's undeniable. Now, I'm just thinking how she does it in bed with him. "Oh Miley, you never fail to satisfy me," Liam moaned.

7 Terrible YouTube Covers That Can Give You Headache

The borderline between courage and stupidity is very thin. Unfortunately, a lot of people are unable to realize this fact until it is too late. You can see them most of the time on several T.V. programs like X-Factor, Philippines/America’s Got Talent, American Idol, The Voice and etc. And by learning how to use a computer, they even got worse. They are unremarkably --- unwise (I think that’s the least harsh word that I could use. Help me here guys) that they never think twice before doing horrible, horrible things and uploading them on the internet (or at the very least, recording them). All they think of is showing the world what they got in hopes of getting discovered by talent scouts out there. Unfortunately, YouTube is there for them.

Welcome To The "SELFIE" Mania

Wherever you may be in the world, you certainly have encountered the term “Selfie.” And, it's almost everyday, right? If yes, we're on the same page, bro. Well, if not, where on Earth have you been? The ever-famous Selfie, wherein no dictionary can ever define and even the Microsoft word puts a red line underneath it (you might try if you don't believe me), is an act which derives from too much obsession to oneself. Or, in layman’s term, this comes with taking pictures of yourself while doing your best to look good like pouting your lips. Occasionally, you would perceive such manner in social media sites like Facebook, Twitter, and, most especially, Instagram. Again, if you think I'm lying, go and check this sites and you'll certainly see the Selfie Mania I'm talking about.

7 Ways To A Useful Beer Belly

From time to time, you want to get off from your bed and just do some workout. You want to achieve that “Channing Tatum” body you've always wanted, but it seems that fate doesn't allow you. It’s either you’re cluttered with paper works or you’re just way too busy to even think about it. Or it could be that you’re just too lazy to put on some muscles and do weight lifting in the gym. Of course, it’s quite tiring especially if the weather is very gloomy to even be disturbed by an alarm clock. On the other hand, which is primarily your toughest concern, you simply want to get rid of that ghastly beer belly of yours. You find it very annoying, most especially, if you want to go outside and people kept asking, “How many months, bro?” Isn't it infuriating? Are you not alarmed? I know exactly how it feels. Trust me. I too have the same scenario like yours, and I've been dying to shun this fixated beer belly since the time it bulged.

7 Things To Avoid When Drunk

Ah, nothing beats the combination of ice cold beer, nonsense talks, new pornhub videos and nuts. What could possibly go wrong?

Here are some pointers that could help you avoid being the talk of the town after a night with nothing but tavern roulette and hardcore beer pongs. Nobody wants to wake up one morning inside a jail or a fish crate. So, without further a due, let me introduce you a list of things to avoid after a rough night of nothing but awesomeness (assuming you’d want the opposite and haves some sort of a brazen fetish, You can stop reading this article and here’s a video of Chuck Norris stopping a chainsaw with his bare hands to make your visit worthwhile).

Gabriel Iglesias: Indulge Into The Fluffiness

If you're a fan of comedy skits, you probably have chanced upon Gabriel Iglesias or much widely recognized for his stage name, Fluffy. The American stand-up comedian is known for employing explosive voices and sound effects every time he cracks jokes on his shows. The first time I saw him was on the movie, Magic Mike. In the film, you'll see Channing Tatum and Matthew McConaughey living a life as male strippers. At the same time, Fluffy plays the role of the club's DJ. After watching the movie and doing some research, I found out that he is one hell of a comedian. "Oh no, Fluffy's killing fishes!" Indeed, for him,  "He's not Fat. He's Fluffy."

A Satellite's Diary

I'm really not a fan of short short stories (though this one is a short short short story). I prefer reading lengthy stuffs like those of Encyclopedias. You know, I am a self-proclaimed geek fat boy.
Just kidding! Anyway, I wrote this piece when my head got hit in a stellar. I suddenly decided to write something out of my awesome brain. Please, forgive me for being boastful and arrogant. This is what you get when your head hits a heavy stellar. Figurative! Well, if you want to know the words, don't hesitate then. If not, get out of here. Crap! 

The Random Letter 7

Started in 2013, The Random Letter 7 is a Blog that shows the creativity and awesomeness of these two awesomely awesome guys: Mark and Alvin (although Alvin objects that his name should go first but then, what the heck, I wrote this article for god sake. You don’t have power here buddy, sorry!

After all I’m 10 times a-lot-more-awesomely-awesome-er-than-all-the-awesome-words-can-explain-and-describe than you. Yeah! You’re a Dean’s Lister… So what? I’m cool. You’re a vocalist of a rock band… I’m cool and I just got better because of acknowledging you as the vocalist of your rock band. You have those cool tattoos; well I am better than you because I just acknowledged those body arts despite the fact that I have already considered you as the vocalist of your rock band… I’m sorry buddy, everybody knows you’re awesome, but you’re just way out of my league). Well, what the f*** is this all about?

7 Types of Online Advertisements That Disturb Me

With the rapid technological innovations in our society nowadays, we are getting more virtually acquainted with diverse people all over the planet. This advancement has also paved the way for us, homo-sapiens, to better understand human nature. One of these is our innate desire to fumble on things because our eyes admire them. We're pretty visual - complex yet true. So, why the hell am I talking about this? I want to point out those things where we easily trip off, stumble and grow ignorant. An epitome of this "human vulnerability" is the way online advertisements trick (for the better lack of terms) us. I'm not against online advertisements placed by the Colossus of the Search Engine world, no doubt about that. However, they play so damn well that we easily give in.

To tell you honestly, I prefer that they would put a more decent or, shall I say, advertisements not meant for dummies. For you to better understand this idea of mine, let me present to 7 of most "dang-I-knew-it" online advertisements that are all drenched in this vast ocean of the Internet world. By the way. advertisements here are used metaphorically.

The Horse Rap Incident

And so they say, everybody needs a hobby. May some find comfort in doing productive stuffs such as crochet, cooking, graphic designs, internet porn, staring at a goat all day, wondering if chupakabras and unicorns are real or watching ancient aliens

Well, this is awkward

in national geographic, while others just find it relaxing to smother other people for no reasons at all (Seriously? Who does that?). So then I found writing. Yeah, I know… I confess my English is not that great. In fact, my grammar just comes back and forth and it is in a matter of mood. Sometimes, I find it very good when I feel so Poe-ish, Swift-ish, Golding-ish, or Burgess-ish. But when the world around me suffers in a terrible fucked-up seizure, my words can never be any better than a steaming pile of horsecrap (it seems weird, I tried to right-click the word “horsecrap” in MS-word because it is underlined with red shit. I thought at first that I should separate the two words but when I right clicked it, it suggested “horse rap”… hahaha, classic). But hey, why not give it a shot? As if writing could make my life miserable.
You know, I am not a vocal person in terms of my comments about the world and all the crap I see around (although some of my friends knows me as a noisy type. But honestly, 90% of what I am saying most of the time is completely nonsense and I am aware of that. That’s because I don’t want them to discover the truth: I am a ninja who works at a secret underground laboratory led by an evil mastermind came from the planet Nibiru who is tasked to annihilate the corrupt government officials throughout the galaxy). And the only way I found to release all this uneasy thoughts inside me is through writing.