The 7 Common and Tiring Misconceptions About Tattoos

There are a lot of reasons why people want to have tattoos on their bodies. And you yourself may have known of their personal reasons for doing such. Well, it could be that it gives them the chance to look cool, tough and/or macho.  Or sometimes it just allows them to be like their favorite rock stars, take for example Justin Bieber (thanks Yahoo!).

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Yes, her mom is always watching him even his fucking douchebagery.

Top 7 Highest International Support Received by the Philippines

As of  today, with the help of mass media, many of us are no longer in the dark about the devastation that typhoon Haiyan that inflicted the Filipino people, especially in those hard hit areas like Tacloban City. The catastrophe that struck is certainly beyond comprehension, if only there was an All-Loving and All-Powerful God who could have prevented all this, but that's besides the point.

Jean-Claude Van Damme's Epic Split on Volvo Trucks and Why Steven Seagal Should be Scared

Let's say, you woke up one day, chanted your morning prayer and decided, "Hey, fuck this. I want to know how to split." Well, it's indeed a silly idea to ever think about especially on a dull Monday morning. But hey, you can't blame yourself if last night you fucking dreamed of a  gymnast. Yes, I just fucking dreamed of a big fucking gymnast with a fucking mustache. Oh, was that Freddie Mercury? Nah, I don't think so. Anyway, thanks to my gymnastic-fantasies I came to discover this viral video of Jean-Claude Van Damme teaching Steven Seagal how to do an out of this world roundhouse kick.

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And he also taught Stevie how to eat a rattle snake. Yum

A Festooning of Worms

Someday I will be honored food for worms;

The Night I Saw Mrs. Dhumavati Burn to Ashes

So, you really think that Miley Cyrus’ ass, which looks like a raw chicken that your mom prepares to cook for dinner, is the weirdest shit you've ever seen since you existed here on this good Earth? Or let’s say last Valentine’s Day was unforgettable yet strange because you happened to date the Unicorn of your dreams, and that you nearly drown your bed with piss. Well, not really. We know, however, that Miley’s butt deserves better recognition than Unicorns. You think so? Oh well, nevermind. Anyway, gather around, go grab some beers (or sodas for all you Jailbaits out there) and maybe some chicken lollipops as well, and hear what Uncle Felix has to say.

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Yes, 100% Miley's and just to be clear I'm Asian, not black.