7 Types of People You Should Shun

As humanly as possible, we strive to enjoy and appreciate life from a perspective together with people that acknowledge our distinctions as an individual destined for a greater purpose. The hunger for happiness is an innate desire that no flora and fauna could ever understand nor grasp the meaning behind it. In fact, this euphoria is even amplified when we are surrounded with (interesting) Homo sapiens from all walks of life. Simply said, establishing a relationship (i.e. affair, friendship, etc.) with other people is as normal as eating three times a day. We are humans, and we correlate – the focal part where one depends or affects on another. You definitely can’t be a lone ranger for your entire fucking life. Dude, we all need to bond with other humans. This is what makes us different from other living things such as cacti and horses.

However, the possibility of a person to build a connection or rapport with another person is as the same as the possibility that he/she can completely abolish a well-founded relationship. Imagine: As we are continuously blinded by what we see (for it’s a nature for humans to be visual), we tend to forget how to differentiate what’s right from wrong. Trust me, I heard plethora of stories about friendships gone wrong because of overfamiliarity, disrespect, betrayal and things of such nature. And surprisingly, these are all due to selfishness and/or greed (of course, there are other reasons, but these terms stand out). And what I’m saying is not only about friendship; this goes the same with having a romantic or fuck-purpose relationship. And later will you realize that there’s something wrong; that this is entirely because of how fucking dumb you are to be influenced with people that are completely fucking dumb as well.

#7. The Great Pretenders

Of course, I’m not talking about The Platter’s song here. I’m pertaining to those people I deem to have beautiful souls when in fact they’re as ugly as the ass of Lucifer. They seem to wear a mask that is impossible to remove. Let’s take for example my personal experience with a Pretender: There was this close friend of mine (check out the word “close”), who’s as broke as his sober father (and I guess that’s where he got those obnoxious attitudes), who had occasionally visited my band mate’s house just to have free meals (breakfast, lunch and dinner) for a couple of months. He thought that it was totally okay, that these people accepted him as part of their family. However, he didn't know that my band mate’s parents were already complaining about his “three times a week” visits. Of course, who the hell would not complain especially with the economy that the Philippines has, complaining is just a walk in the park.

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No, that's not how these Pretenders look.

Nevertheless, my band mate understood his needs as he treated him as a brother from another mother. But alas, the swine has become a real pain in the ass. So, when my band mate confronted him about his parents’ concerns, the stupid pig got angry. I mean, with all the fucking food stuffed on his mouth, why the fuck should he get angry? Should he not instead be thankful to what my band mate had provided him? See, this is how these types of people work. They pretend to be nice, good, and (thankful) when they know they'll have something in return. However, when it’s the opposite, where they no longer could benefit from their hosts, they’re as describable as the word FUCK.

#6. The Politicians

                                                                                                                         Rappler

I ain't no thief. I just happen to misplace the people's money.

Yes, I know how we all hate hearing the words politics and politicians as we can relate these terms to graft and corruption. It seems to destroy every inch of stillness that we have tried to keep inside. Well, you might even have the chance to meet these types of people in one way or another. Basically, they are those who tend to acquire specific ranks in the government just to continue doing stuff that make them loathsome. Say for example, your country’s current government officials. Aren’t they a perfect example? Anyway, what makes a person part of this group, the Politicians? Well, it’s easy; one just needs to display personalities of a true-blooded President Barack Obama or the provocative manliness of Senator Jinggoy Estrada. If you know of an individual who often suggests pointers on how to govern your life effectively, like How Tos and What-nots, yet he/she conveys a life full of filthiness, arrogance and stupidity, then he/she is definitely a Politician by nature. What’s even worst is that these types of people would even try to corrupt your mind into thinking that they’re an epitome of purity and morality. Now, would you not consider shunning them from your circle?

#5. The Rikimarus

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With the way I look, you still don't trust me?

This one doesn’t even require a thorough explanation on how these types of people are defined. If you’re a fan of Defense of the Ancient (DOTA), which I’m pretty sure you are, you definitely know the skills of the character Rikimaru. Known for its stealth and backstabbing abilities, this one is really a show stopper. And if you’re careless enough to utilize a Gem of True Sight, it’s the fucking end of you. And yes, this is exactly how lethal these types of people could be. At first, they appear to be an ally, concern to every problem that you will encounter. Hence you dub them as your best of friends. Well, good luck to you. Unfortunately, as you wholeheartedly give your trust, you would realize that you’re gradually losing blood as the Rikimarus feast on your back. This could even be worst if they think you did something wrong to them. Their seasoned abilities could just go a notch higher. But seriously, what can you do if they’re really born for this?

#4. The Smart Asses 

Personally, I enjoy hanging out with smart and witty people. Not only do I obtain additional National-Geographic-Knowledge, but the atmosphere they provide is filled with humor. On the other hand, I really abhor those hypocrites who see their selves blessed with intelligence. They impose the notion that they exist, and that they know everything about Science, Algebra, Arts, and Celine Dion. And when in social gatherings or typical hangouts, they make sure that they know the details to every topic thrusts when in-fact they don’t. Impersonating one’s intelligence is actually the name of their fucking game. Honestly speaking, it’s best to admit that you know nothing. Why? Because human beings are not measured with how deep one’s intelligence is, and our hunger for wisdom can’t be fathomed and that we'll always crave for it. Even great icons like Einstein and Galileo Galilei recognize the truth behind intelligence, that it has its own limits. 

#3. The Literally Dumbs

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I’m not saying I’m a person gifted with a brain similar to what Albert Einstein has. I’m not stupid, though. No. As a matter of fact, I’m even learning from what other people advise or suggest to me because if not, I’ll be gleaned as a fucking dumb person, and that’s not a good thing to have. And this is merely what the Literally Dumbs possess – the failure to accept opinions, good and truth-based opinions. As a result, they look pretty fucked up in every situation they’re into. These types of people are not to be shown with mercy for it’s just the fruit of their stupidity. Nobody asked them to be dumb. Perhaps, it’s the inevitable consequence for not giving importance to education and learning. Instead, they shunned their selves from those opportunities and chose to do stupid things together with their stupid friends. 

#2. The Overly Confident Bitches 

Although this part here may resemble most of the feminine side, men should also consider knowing who these bitches are. With the kind of place I lived in where most of the time I see college students, getting to perceive the Overly Confident Bitches is as often as breathing. Basically, I’m referring to those college women in which instead of concentrating on the course they’re currently enrolled are rather burdened with what t-backs or panties they should wear or what kind of make-ups or mascara they should apply.

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Bitches be like...

Or, to make it more hilariously depressing, with how they should be dressed for the occasion then ironically gets annoyed when men stare to them with the urge to fuck what’s beneath those underwears. Actually, I get the gist to why they need to dress or fix their selves that way, and it's because they’re just women. And women, according to the them, the Overly Confident Bitches, symbolize love and beauty. Now, this is where stupidity enters. If you would have noticed, most, if not all, of these college women are dimwits. Yes, you barely see them participate in class or even make good analysis papers. When you see these Overly Confident Bitches, you can’t help, but feel very frustrated all over especially if she’s luckily born with beauty. And yeah, you'll be reluctant to have them by your side. Oh well, facepalm. 

#1. The Readers of this Article

Although you might have enjoyed (which would definitely be a good thing) or felt offended with the ideas I tried to convey as humanly as possible, you simply can’t help, but react. Why? Because it’s the nature of us human beings, and that we are subjected to deliver our opinions no matter how direct or indirect they may be. At the same time, you may have found loopholes (of which I’m open to constructive criticisms) while reading this quite lengthy post. Hence, you can’t help, but address those matters. However, to which I consider an Ace, I’ll accept any biased (for I know I have friends who find this site interesting) and unbiased suggestions to better my chosen endeavor. And for me to do this is to ignore comments/opinions/suggestions, if there are and as long as I know that they’re entirely wrong, that may attack my distinction personally.

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And for that, here's your reward.

On the other hand, what makes this part the number 1 on the list because of the fact that there are always people who will inject their personal notions out of vagueness or without even having the adequate knowledge to deem his/her comments/opinions/suggestions right. And with how technology has been affecting us (imagine social media sites where one could just pretend to be someone) I suppose you know what I’m talking about. At the end day, they’ll realize, “Fuck, I should have not said that.” So, it’s up to you.