While In The Johns

Oh yeah people! You might not notice it but you actually do something other than what you need to do whenever you are using the toilet or using the bath. What might these things be? It could be anything! I will name a few which was surveyed to several people. Well… it’s not really a survey; I actually just asked them the question directly. It’s not even with several people, more like, with a bunch of friends… To be honest, this topic just popped out of nowhere when I and the guys were drinking at a house party.

Here’s what we all have been guilty of having.

The first thing we all agreed of is of course, the manly-thing, yep, good old jerking the junior down there until it cries out. I bet most men can relate to this: remembered when you were in the bathroom for an hour taking a “bath?" You just left the shower running, thinking people would hear the water instead of your weird moaning, right? Then, your mom’s like “Jimmy! What are you doing in the shower? And you’re like “I’m taking a bath!” and she’s like “Really? For an hour?” then you’re about to shoot it all out and you’re like “Oh yeah! Jessica Alba you’re so F**king hot!” and everyone in the house heard it. Awkward…

Another thing most of you have developed is “The Thinker”. Yeah, most of us have these moments. Whenever we’re taking a bath or in the toilet taking a dump and even just pissing. You can’t help but pause for a little while at the midst of your business thinking of anything that could have been. For example, while taking a dump and your mind’s like “I could have been banging Jessica right now if I haven’t eaten too much burrito” or in the bathroom and you’re like “I could have been a lawyer if I weren't so honest”. Anything goes is what it really is. You could have been thinking of anything.

And there is the singing. We all have that singer inside of us and it usually shows itself while in the bathroom.You just grab the shower head, the back scrubber, or even the plunger, practically anything that can be used as a microphone and sing your heart out. You don’t care if anyone can hear you, don’t care if your voice sucks or not. You’re just in that moment where you felt like the greatest singer that ever lived. MJ and Freddie Mercury is not even in your league!

One more is the fantasizing. We all have fantasies, don't we? We usually day dream while in the shower or waiting for that junk to unload from the trunk. What basically happens here is that you’re thinking of being in a relationship with your crush, sex with your crush, or you’re a dual lightsaber wielding badass from planet killing machine! You could fantasize being someone you’re not and having the life you don’t is what it all comes down to. It's fun while you're at it but it's just sad when it's all done. Luckily, we have smart phones now to keep us busy while taking a crap, but you just can't shower with an iPhone though.


There are a lot of things that you unconsciously do whenever you’re in the bathroom or toilet, and these are just to name a few which usually happens that it might be considered as a habit.  Well, I have reached the 500 words quota, I won’t add shit no more. If you have anything more to add let us know. Peace out!